Sharpies and Nicotine

Hon hon hon

2010-01-02T23:36:00.000-08:00

Restaurant table covers such as the one below are like Mad Libs for artists. This one dates back from a few years ago.

Corporate sponsorship for the win!

2009-12-05T20:22:00.000-08:00

Some dandy logos I did for a friends' band.

Both done in Flash with the help of ye olde Wacom tablet

Another rich chap

2009-11-28T14:15:00.000-08:00

He's probably good friends with this guy

Made in Flash. I think.

At McGill University, you don’t cease working, work ceases YOU!

2009-11-24T22:58:00.000-08:00

I was asked by a friend to write a 200-300 word essay on my experiences studying at McGill University for a local publication a while back. This is what I handed in.

      When I finally arrived at McGill, I was ready to carve out an identity for myself. “Ha!” McGill scoffed, “identity. What an alien concept. You are but a number among the millions of others here!” I tried to interject, call for help, anything, but before any thought even crossed my head I heard “Goeth to class, serf!” And so I did, in fear of being fed to the coal furnace that powers the insurmountable McGill bureaucracy deep within the square blocks of windowless concrete that populate campus.
          In class, you listen attentively to what the teacher has to say. If the appropriate forms have been approved, you may, if the question quota has not been exceeded, raise your hand. The professor will point at you and proclaim “Rise, 260320013”, and you will rise, and you will ask your question in a polite and respectful manner, and then he will answer it and will grant you permission to sit as you accordingly nod in gratitude.
      When lectures are finished, you return to your assigned group living establishment, thinking to yourself, “What interesting and accurate insight I have learned today. I surely am satisfied”. Life among comrades is centered on the improvement of work ethic. Activities include reading and discussion of passages from the Little Green Book, as well as a variety of leisures authorized by the McGill Ministry of Student Services.
    I have, accidentally and against my wishes, overheard some who speak of poor souls who choose to avoid their obligations and engage in what is classified as “non-authorized social interactions” (as specified in Article 5 Subsection 2.73 of the Official Code of Conduct). But as they revel in their rebellion, they ignore the imminent season of purging! At the end of every December and May harvest, disciples are subject to a successive series of thorough written and oral examinations. Those below administration-set efficiency standards are transferred to the Manual Labor and Practices Division in Eastern Saskatchewan, where they await reevaluation. Many are not heard of ever again.

Easily beats going to Concordia though. What a bunch of fucking hippies.

260320013 is a satisfied student at McGill University

He currently happily resides in the catacombs under

the Redpath Library, awaiting trial for thought crimes

I'd tap that

2009-10-31T13:40:00.000-07:00

Made with primordial cutting tools and one disfigured pumpkin

Imma lay dis' out for you

2009-10-17T10:06:00.000-07:00

In high school I was the layout editor for my high school magazine. Here are few of the cool things I did (at least considering I was just a dumb 16 year old with alot of free time back then)

Done in inDesign

Sunday Afternoon Sketches

2009-10-04T13:37:00.000-07:00

Some new stuff for a change. Mostly some experimentin' with poses.
Check out these sexy gals!

Done with ye trusty olde Pilots and #2s

Bayside Chillin'

2009-09-30T15:29:00.000-07:00

Something cool I did over the summer. I kinda fucked up the sun (the black pen ink smudged up the overall color), but the rest came out surprisingly well

Done with 7mm Pilots and highlighters. Yeah, that's right, highlighters

Über-Random

2009-08-21T19:32:00.000-07:00

Some background filler for an art magazine. It was supposed to be three to four times bigger in size, but I never had the time to finish the whole thing (i.e. distracted by something shiny)

Done in Flash, mostly

True story

2009-08-16T17:19:00.000-07:00

So here's a comic I did for an art magazine 1-2 years back. Woot.
(You can click to enlarge and thus make it, you know, readable)

Accomplished with the trusty ol' Pilots and Sharpies

I see you

2009-07-21T21:09:00.000-07:00

I found this blog to be severely lacking in the "fucking creepy" department. Fixed.

Drawn in Flash

And you thought your city looked boring

2009-07-16T19:09:00.000-07:00

So I got a basket-full of art for y'all. Here are some backgrounds for an old project that never really got off the ground. These art files have been slowly rotting away on my hard drive for over three years, and even if I do get around to finishing said project I'll probably not reuse any of this, so I might as well post them here.

Looking back, it's a shame none of this came to fruition as some of these turned out great, but hey, such is the life of the frustrated artist :/

All made with Flash MX, my Wacom and grits

Arrr.

2009-07-10T00:02:00.000-07:00

I don't care if Pirates of the Caribbean came out three years ago, pirates are ALWAYS awesome.

Actually this coincidentally was made three years ago for my profile image on Deviant Art, a website I surfed alot until Facebook pleasantly strolled along and took my entire life hostage at gunpoint

Made with the aid of a Wacom, Flash MX and some sweet, sweet lovin'

Respek' the Plum

2009-06-29T12:34:00.000-07:00

Inspired by a holy vision I had in the shower

Flash MX and Wacom.
Yeah I know I don't know how to use photoshop

PS join our facebook group, the Plumitarian Marxist Society!!

I wouldn't trust this guy

2009-06-21T17:19:00.000-07:00

That's just my opinion though. Remember kids, don't profile people.

Well actually unless they're foreign. They give out medals for profiling that.

#2's and Bic Ultras

Gangsta caaaaattt!

2009-06-09T15:45:00.001-07:00

First post. Wooo *excitement*

Done with #2 lead pencil